Classroom Etiquette

Here are some rules for students out there about how to be a student:

1. If you are using you computer for notes try not to look at ridiculous things (such as S Club 7 music videos on YouTube, you know who you are girl in my history class) that may be distracting to me and my fellow notebook note takers.

2. If the professor is using power point, and those lectures are posted online, DO NOT TELL THEM TO GO BACK! SCREW YOU BUDDY SUCKS YOU CANT WRITE FAST ENOUGH. Here's a hint: don't write every word down because guess what ? ITS ALL ONLINE! I find this to be extra annoying in large gen ed all freshman classes. So, freshman, get with it, professors will hate you if you keep up this annoying behavior.

3. If you come in late, use the doors at the back if you can. And don't walk in front of the professor. This applies if you leave early as well. When arriving late, if there are no seats on or near the end of the rows, don't walk in front of everyone and scoot your way to the middle. Sit in the aisle or in the back. Its your fault for being late so you can deal.

4. Last but not least, refrain from talking so much to you friends, unless you are me and you are sitting in polisci 101, which sucks so its OK.

If, you follow all of these simple rules you will inevitably succeed. And people wont hate you enough to make a blog dedicated to complaining about you.