Wednesday, January 20, 2010

A letter to...

Every person who smokes a cigarette while walking up/down Orchard Hill. Somehow I always wind up walking behind them. As if it wasn't bad enough being a non-smoker and getting stuck walking near one on a FLAT surface. I have a personal problem with these people because I have a slight asthma problem. You guys suck.

And to the girls still wearing leggings: They're not warm enough to wear in these temperatures, and we can STILL see every bit of cellulite in those thighs of yours. Put on some damn pants and waterproof boots and live like you're supposed to in New England in the wintertime. Jeez.

And to the guy down the hall who can't pick a favorite football team: Turn your music down, this isn't a European night club.